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Freestyle Walking -- THE GAME
I started the game (after a stern warning that I'll need a computer capable of 256 colors to play) "sittin' in the TV room." Assuming that I'd actually want to go freestyle walking (who doesn't?!) I went outside. Nearby I found a railing.. bitchin'! My first thought was to try one of my favorite moves.  Oh, hah hah.. I forgot I'm just a freestyle walking poseur. Fortunately a self-proclaimed FSW guru was nearby. He even has red soap shoes!!!!!  Perhaps the guru was a little confused. I decided that I'd need money. To the playground! Too bad that annoying little rich kid is here all by hims -- wait!  AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hm, okay now for skills.  Oh right.. he really did mean skills. Fortunately...  Freestyle Walking is so freestyle that all the FSW stores sell is skill.  No MAD Skillz, but Skills will do for now. I guess guys without feet run the FSW shops.  Daaaaaamn, you see that?! Unfortunately my mac wasn't able to capture me during the move, but I assure you it was amazing. But wait .. now that I have skills, I can talk to the guru!!!  Or I could delete the game. |